Cold front, warm hat
Beanie Pengu
He patrols the floe before breakfast.
Morning Watch
Every morning, Beanie Pengu checks the blue ice before the gulls wake. He tests the wind with one loose tassel, counts the quiet cracks, and watches the mountains for unnecessary drama. The beanie stays on through sleet, sideways snow, and awkward silence. By breakfast, the floe is orderly, the bay is calm, and nobody can explain who appointed him.
Daily Procedure
The shift is simple: inspect the ice, face the weather, record nothing, and return before the beanie gathers too much snow.
- Ticker
$BEANIE
- First Post
The blue edge of the floe, just before sunrise.
- Issued Gear
One cobalt beanie with a permanently committed tassel.
- Main Duty
Keep the bay calm and the breakfast colder.
- Known Hazard
Wind from the left; gulls from everywhere else.
Keep the hat on.